A hidden obvious

A hidden obvious is what he said and hiding in plain sight is what she said ..that's funny.. the irony of those statements are wild because I stand 5'10, barefoot  or taller in heels and weigh ,  eh,  enough. ..I'm not a small woman by no stretch of the imagination. I can't exactly hide if I wanted to.... I am an amazon by some standards. .an anomaly.. No way could I just fade into the background. .blend into my surroundings. .disappear... fade into nothingness.. fade to black. ...poof and I was never here... Yeah,  that would never  be me.